What the fuck, Florida? You've sunk below Bugs Bunny gifs, you don't even deserve that. 

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 08/12/2016 at 18:08 • Filed to: JESUS CHRIST FLORIDA

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TL;DR: 62 year old leaves 13 day old (from an artificial insemination from her husband who has been dead for five years) with her 3 and 6 year olds in a car for 30 minutes while fixing a cellphone screen, 6 year old beats newborn to death, mother returns to find dead child, drives to car rental place to extend her van’s rental period* and two hours later asks a nurse neighbor to look at the dead baby.

My best friend lives in Miami, I know not everyone in Florida is horrible. But holy shit, what the fuck, Florida?

*Technically on topic.

S65 > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/12/2016 at 18:19

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Jesus Christ

AfromanGTO > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/12/2016 at 18:25

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That 6 year old is a fucking psycho!

Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/12/2016 at 18:28

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What the f***ing hell.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/12/2016 at 18:31

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Tennessee fans spoke for the world...

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Honeybunchesofgoats > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 08/12/2016 at 18:44

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It was tradition when my school played Princeton to chant “Puck Frinceton,” I always hated it, because it’s actually less clever than saying “fuck Princeton,” but this still made me nostalgic.

CRider > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/12/2016 at 18:46

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Honeybunchesofgoats > CRider 08/12/2016 at 18:48

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I swear my first thought was “that had better be the Death Star gif.”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/12/2016 at 18:51

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What exactly do you do with a 6 year old that kills people? I don't think a little therapy isn’t going to do the trick...

Honeybunchesofgoats > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/12/2016 at 18:53

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Or a one way trip on a rocket ship.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/12/2016 at 19:11

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Chasaboo > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/12/2016 at 19:22

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There’s something in the water down there, clearly.

Urambo Tauro > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/12/2016 at 20:03

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6 years old? Ship him off to boot camp.

sonicgabe > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/13/2016 at 00:19

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I’m ashamed that this happened in my county. It’s sickening.

dogisbadob > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/13/2016 at 12:03

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and this is the state that will decide our presidential election :(

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Chasaboo 08/13/2016 at 20:52

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Mostly alligators